Piss Off Contest - How Much Can You Piss? © 200? Wacky Willy Products, Incorporated.
Did you ever wonder how much you can piss? Well now you can make a game of it! Piss Off Contest!, a 25-cent vending game that measures how much a guy urinates and then rates him on it!
The game main character, Uncle Billy Bob, will then give the appropriate remark based on performance, which can be snide if the player didn't do well!
As a bonus, the machine keeps track of the previous customer's output and displays it until someone else plays!
Patent No. 4,773,863